cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024:

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024:

the animalistic impulse to bite into a tea bag at full force

theres fuckign leafs

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leafcrunch:

a woman alone will download pdfs. two women together will send links and articles. three or more women? that’s a library

(via stickybitch)

orpheuslament:

tshirt that says be patient with me i am constantly relearning what it means to be human

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toastbutteregg:

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dabblingindissent:

zenwannabe:

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

this is literally all society needs to be

bybuckley:

it should be a law that if it’s raining and you wake up feeling comfy in bed you shouldn’t have to answer to any of your obligations

(via mooshumuffin)

spongebobssquarepants:

(via ruinedchildhood)

I :3′d my way into this and I’ll :3 my way out of it so help me god

(via ohmysteviee)

powerbottombrucespringsteen:

The most important thing to do in middle school is to cry your eyes out to a song that sucks

(via poetrylesbian)

thief-anon:

the-brillo-pad:

thief-anon:

you know what? no *powers you off*

Oh thank God finally i can sl

(via bluebipples)

rannithebitch-deactivated202312:

dyke is the hottest gender tbh

(via notyourusualblog)

laracroftpussyshedied-deactivat:

I support lesbians even if they’re insane

(via dykecrystal)

clannyphantom:

just because i hate me doesnt mean you can

(via menacinglystrokesbeard)